Eddie Murphy Raw
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but you won't do anything.
He say, "Let's go."

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You say, "No, I'm not gonna do it."
And after that,

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he don't like you no more.
But he still wants to fuck you.

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So he waits.
He be like, "Okay, I'll wait.

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"Goodnight."
And you wait.

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You wait three months.
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Then you finally get it
and she's like this, "I'm yours."

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And you go, "Fuck you, bitch!"
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"Fuck you and your pussy.
Get the fuck out of my face."

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Be careful. Don't get trapped.
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The most common trap
is to not give you any.

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Let me hear the men clap
that are with women

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that you've never slept with before.
Let me hear you clap, truthfully.

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Look at the ladies going,
"Stop clapping."

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Shame on you. You should've
fucked them. Clap. Clap louder.

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Shame on you.
Y'all should've fucked them.

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These men like you
and you just won't do it,

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because you're trying to trap...
Guys, don't be hurt. She likes you.

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This is what is going on inside
your house every night.

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"Baby, come on, now, please."
She go, "No, stop it. Stop it. Stop."

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"Baby, come on. Would you stop?"
"Oh, stop. Can we please stop?

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"Are we gonna go too far?"
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"I want it to go too far.
Come on now, baby."

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"We could... Stop.
I just don't think the time is right."

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"Well, my dick don't get
much harder than this.

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"I been waiting three months.
What's the problem?"

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"I don't wanna fuck.
I wanna make love.

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"I've had too many relationships that
didn't work out. You're special to me.

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"I know all the girls do everything
that you want.

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"And I don't wanna go through...
Why are you doing this...?"

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And men see those tears
and we be, "OK.

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"We don't have to do nothing."
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Then you go out and your friends be,
"Yo, man, you fuck her yet?"

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"No."
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"Why not?"
"She's special.

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"She said she don't wanna fuck,
she wanna make love."

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Which is bullshit. I mean, fucking
and making love, let's be real.

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I mean, the physical act...
I like to fuck somebody I'm in love with.

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But I ain't making love to nobody.
I get into bed...


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