Eddie Murphy Raw
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Guys, don't get trapped.
We'll call them "pussy traps".

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Let's call them pussy traps.
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lt's a trap.
They trap you with the pussy.

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They catch you with the pussy, see.
And it's a trap.

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The most common trap
is to not give you any, though.

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Don't think, "Maybe you're
gonna put a trap on."

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The most common is when you ain't
getting any at all, that's the trap.

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When you meet a woman
and everything is perfect

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and she won't do anything,
it's a trap.

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Sometimes it backfires, because a lot
of women play these games with sex.

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And ladies like sex just as much as we
do, guys, but they act like they don't.

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But they do.
There's not a woman...

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There's not a woman in this room
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that wouldn't rather be somewhere
else with a nice stiff one in them.

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Don't you let them fool you.
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They like it just as much as us.
See, ladies sitting there going:

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"That's true.
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"He's funny, but he's not that funny.
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"I'll take a dick over a smile any day.
Yes, I will."

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They like it just as much as us,
but they play these games.

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Know where it backfires
on you, ladies?

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When you go meet a guy,
he wants you, you want him,

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you like each other,
everything is perfect,

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but you won't do anything.
He say, "Let's go."

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You say, "No, I'm not gonna do it."
And after that,

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he don't like you no more.
But he still wants to fuck you.

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So he waits.
He be like, "Okay, I'll wait.

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"Goodnight."
And you wait.

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You wait three months.
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Then you finally get it
and she's like this, "I'm yours."

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And you go, "Fuck you, bitch!"
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"Fuck you and your pussy.
Get the fuck out of my face."

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Be careful. Don't get trapped.
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The most common trap
is to not give you any.

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Let me hear the men clap
that are with women

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that you've never slept with before.
Let me hear you clap, truthfully.

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Look at the ladies going,
"Stop clapping."

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Shame on you. You should've
fucked them. Clap. Clap louder.

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Shame on you.
Y'all should've fucked them.

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These men like you
and you just won't do it,

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because you're trying to trap...
Guys, don't be hurt. She likes you.

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This is what is going on inside
your house every night.

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"Baby, come on, now, please."
She go, "No, stop it. Stop it. Stop."

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"Baby, come on. Would you stop?"
"Oh, stop. Can we please stop?


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