Eddie Murphy Raw
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"You better stomp your feet and light
a match for this pussy, goddamn it.

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"Stand up and clap.
Stand your ass up and clap."

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"She's number one!"
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Get the fuck out.
No such thing as a loyal man.

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Ladies, do not be fooled. I know
some men have some strong raps

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and they'll have you believing it.
No loyal men.

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All men fuck other women.
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We are low by nature
and have to do it.

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We are men.
All men do it.

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We have to do it.
We are men. lt is a man thing.

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Men must find and conquer
as much pussy as they can get.

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Do not think for two seconds that you
are the only one your man is fucking.

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He is a man
and has to conquer women.

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I see a lot of you good women
sitting out there going:

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"Not my man."
Yes, your man too.

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Your man too.
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lf he's not here with you tonight,
he fucking somebody.

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Because he is a man.
lt has nothing to do with you.

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You can have the best pussy
in the world.

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There can be a cape hanging
out your pussy with a big S on it.

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Your man's still gonna go fuck
somebody else, because he is a man.

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lt is a dick thing.
Do not try to understand it.

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You have to have a dick
to understand this. We are men.

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I know a lot of guys sitting out there
right now like this too:

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"Yo, Ed, shut the fuck up, man!
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"I ain't spent all my money
for this, motherfucker!"

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You gonna be driving home tonight
with your wife in the car like this:

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"You don't really be fooling around like
Eddie Murphy say you do, do you?"

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"No, baby. That's just jokes.
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"That Ed sure is funny, ain't he?
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"Why don't we change the subject.
Let's talk about something different.


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