:43:01
There can be a cape hanging
out your pussy with a big S on it.
:43:06
Your man's still gonna go fuck
somebody else, because he is a man.
:43:09
lt is a dick thing.
Do not try to understand it.
:43:11
You have to have a dick
to understand this. We are men.
:43:14
I know a lot of guys sitting out there
right now like this too:
:43:17
"Yo, Ed, shut the fuck up, man!
:43:28
"I ain't spent all my money
for this, motherfucker!"
:43:32
You gonna be driving home tonight
with your wife in the car like this:
:43:35
"You don't really be fooling around like
Eddie Murphy say you do, do you?"
:43:49
"No, baby. That's just jokes.
:43:54
"That Ed sure is funny, ain't he?
:43:57
"Why don't we change the subject.
Let's talk about something different.
:44:00
"I don't wanna talk about this stuff."
"I do wanna talk about this stuff.
:44:04
"Why does he have to lie to me?
I think he was telling the truth.
:44:07
"lf you fooled around, I would be so
hurt and disgusted, I would wait
:44:10
"until you went to sleep, I would come
inside the room and kill you."
:44:14
- Thanks, Eddie!
- We love you!
:44:18
"Yeah, that Ed sure is funny.
:44:21
"I ain't got to worry.
As much as I love you,
:44:23
"I wouldn't fool around.
Let's talk about the Richard Pryor."
:44:27
"I don't wanna talk about
the Richard Pryor.
:44:29
"I wanna talk about this,
because if you fooled around,
:44:31
"I would be so hurt,
you know what I would do?"
:44:33
"What would you do, baby,
take half?"
:44:39
"No, I'd wait till you went to sleep
:44:41
"and I'd come inside the room
and cut your dick off."
:44:49
"Don't be talking about
cutting off my dick."
:44:52
"Well, you don't be putting your dick
in nobody else, then."
:44:55
"Well, I don't play that shit. You cut off
my dick, you better run, goddamn it.