:44:00
"I don't wanna talk about this stuff."
"I do wanna talk about this stuff.
:44:04
"Why does he have to lie to me?
I think he was telling the truth.
:44:07
"lf you fooled around, I would be so
hurt and disgusted, I would wait
:44:10
"until you went to sleep, I would come
inside the room and kill you."
:44:14
- Thanks, Eddie!
- We love you!
:44:18
"Yeah, that Ed sure is funny.
:44:21
"I ain't got to worry.
As much as I love you,
:44:23
"I wouldn't fool around.
Let's talk about the Richard Pryor."
:44:27
"I don't wanna talk about
the Richard Pryor.
:44:29
"I wanna talk about this,
because if you fooled around,
:44:31
"I would be so hurt,
you know what I would do?"
:44:33
"What would you do, baby,
take half?"
:44:39
"No, I'd wait till you went to sleep
:44:41
"and I'd come inside the room
and cut your dick off."
:44:49
"Don't be talking about
cutting off my dick."
:44:52
"Well, you don't be putting your dick
in nobody else, then."
:44:55
"Well, I don't play that shit. You cut off
my dick, you better run, goddamn it.
:45:00
"Stop making them dick threats."
:45:01
The woman's favorite...
Y'all always make...
:45:04
The woman's favorite threat is,
"I'll do something to your dick."
:45:06
"lf a man do this, I kick him in his nuts.
A man put his hands...
:45:09
"Don't you put your hands on me,
I'm gonna kick you where it hurts."
:45:12
Dick threats. Y'all don't realize
how sensitive nuts are, do you?
:45:17
Men don't like to hear a threat like that.
You hear somebody:
:45:20
"I'll kick you in the nuts."
lt make you wince, be like:
:45:22
"Change the subject, please."
:45:25
You don't have to kick
no nuts to hurt nobody.
:45:27
You could just graze nuts.
:45:31
And the man would be fucked up.
:45:33
And that pain is worse, because
it don't set in for, like, ten seconds.
:45:37
You be wondering if it's gonna hurt.
:45:39
You say, "I wonder,
did that hit my nuts, just...?"
:45:47
There's no getting around it.
"I'll kick you in your nuts."
:45:50
You don't have to kick.
You could just graze it.
:45:52
Y'all do that... You ever have
a woman play-fight with you?
:45:54
Your man get serious
when they threaten your dick.
:45:57
You be, "Hey, baby, come on."
And she go:
:45:59
You say, "Hey, hey, hey.