Eddie Murphy Raw
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And their man get real cold,
saying shit like:

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"Why don't you shake your ass home."
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"What are you talking about?
Why are you treating me like this?

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"We have a relationship."
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"You don't own me."
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"What do you mean?
We have a relationship.

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"I thought that we go together."
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"I don't see no rings on your finger."
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"But I love you!"
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"Well, what have you
done for me lately?"

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And y'all put up with it.
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Y'all start putting up
with all kinds of crazy shit.

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I guess it's hard to find
somebody that knows

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how to do it to you right,
because when y'all find one,

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y'all stick through that man
through all kinds of bullshit.

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I know a man got busted coming
out of another woman's house.

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Show you how far a woman will stoop.
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He got busted coming out
of another woman's house.

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His woman saw him come out,
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knew that the woman lived there
and didn't say shit.

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Wait till they got home and said:
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"What the hell was you doing
in that bitch's house?"

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You know what the man said?
"Wasn't me."

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"I looked right in your face!"
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"Wasn't me."
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"Well, I'm supposed
to be a fool, right?"

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"Hey.
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"Wasn't me."
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You know what the woman said?
"Maybe it wasn't you."

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I got a friend got busted
in his house, in his bed,

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where him and his wife sleep,
with another woman, fucking!

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His wife walked inside the house,
opened up the bedroom door,

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saw her man in her bed
with another woman, fucking.

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She walks in:
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The man jumped up,
saw his woman standing there.

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She ran down the hallway. Chased his
woman down the hallway butt naked

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with a rock-hard dick,
talking about, "I'm sorry."

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This sound like a tragedy, right?
No, it was like this:

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"Baby, wait, wait.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.


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