Eddie Murphy Raw
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His woman saw him come out,
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knew that the woman lived there
and didn't say shit.

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Wait till they got home and said:
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"What the hell was you doing
in that bitch's house?"

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You know what the man said?
"Wasn't me."

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"I looked right in your face!"
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"Wasn't me."
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"Well, I'm supposed
to be a fool, right?"

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"Hey.
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"Wasn't me."
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You know what the woman said?
"Maybe it wasn't you."

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I got a friend got busted
in his house, in his bed,

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where him and his wife sleep,
with another woman, fucking!

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His wife walked inside the house,
opened up the bedroom door,

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saw her man in her bed
with another woman, fucking.

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She walks in:
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The man jumped up,
saw his woman standing there.

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She ran down the hallway. Chased his
woman down the hallway butt naked

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with a rock-hard dick,
talking about, "I'm sorry."

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This sound like a tragedy, right?
No, it was like this:

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"Baby, wait, wait.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

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"Baby, look. Whoa, hold on.
Wait, we got to talk.

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"Baby, I am sorry."
"No, you're not sorry.

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"I can't believe you did this.
You have no respect for me.

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"Get the fuck...
Don't you fucking touch me."

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"Wait, baby, I am sorry.
Wait a second."

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"No, if you're sorry,
you wouldn't have fucked her!"

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And then you change
the shit around. Right, guys?

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"OK, wait a minute!
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"Wait one second, goddamn it!
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"Yes, I fucked her, yes.
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"ls that what you want me to say?
I fucked her? I fucked her.

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"We fucked, all right?
You happy now? We fucked!

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"Now, let's talk about the word 'fuck'
for a minute.

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"Because that's a very important
word here. Fuck, yes, we did.

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"Fuck. I fucked her.
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"I make love to you.
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"And if you gonna let a fuck
come between our love,


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