Eddie Murphy Raw
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"there's something really wrong
happening here, baby."

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Bullshit.
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That's the only reason
why it works.

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Now, guys, I see a lot of y'all
feeling real macho,

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because you may have heard
your woman make that noise

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and you think you are
in control of your shit.

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But I told you a half-hour ago,
women are vindictive.

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Don't you think for two seconds that if
you keep breaking this woman's heart,

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your sweet, innocent, little,
sweet, loving, darling woman,

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she eventually will go out
and fuck someone else.

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Don't think she won't.
Don't think she won't.

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Look, all the men's faces,
they're like this now:

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And men don't like to picture
their woman fucking nobody.

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That's taboo. Watch the guy's faces.
Ladies, look at them.

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Guys, picture your woman
fucking your best friend.

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Look at them, they're:
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Hey, your woman is like this:
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I gotta tell you, be careful.
And women ain't like us.

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lt's not their nature to fool around.
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Like, we'll go out
and sneak out to the hotel

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and have to wash your dick
in the sink and all that shit.

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Women gonna do it classy.
They don't fuck around like us.

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lt's like, "Hey, I don't do this often,
I'm gonna do it right."

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Know when your woman's
gonna fool around?

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You keep messing her over,
eventually she says shit like this:

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"You know, I think I'm gonna go to the
Bahamas by myself for the weekend."

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And you say,
"You want me to go with you?"

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She goes, "No, just me
and my girlfriends are going.

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"Just me and my friends."
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And we so stupid,
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we start thinking about all the pussy
we can get while she gone.

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"You gonna go by yourself?"
"Yes."

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"OK."
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And send your woman off
to the romantic Bahamas by herself?

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By herself to the Bahamas?
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She's walking on the beach,
she laid out all day and got a tan,

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your woman is fine
and got her body looking right,


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