:56:02
Next thing you know,
Dexter is fucking your woman.
:56:06
Well.
:56:10
Send your woman home
floating on air.
:56:13
Walk through the door like this:
I shot the sheriff
:56:22
We so stupid, we think it
was the weather. We be going:
:56:24
"Hey, baby, you need
to get away more often."
:56:27
And she be like this:
:56:30
And never tell you.
lt's her little secret.
:56:32
All women have
a skeleton in the closet.
:56:35
All women have done
something that only them
:56:38
and another person knows about.
All women have one skeleton.
:56:42
Even the little, sweet, innocent ones
have something that only them
:56:45
and another person knows about.
All women.
:56:47
Don't be... Look at the guys,
looking at their women again like this:
:56:52
"You got skeletons in your closet?
:56:55
"I thought I seen a bone in your shoe.
Whose skeleton was that?"
:56:59
Don't be fooled. They all have
a skeleton in their closet.
:57:01
Some of them got cemeteries
in their closet and shit.
:57:08
You open the door and ravens
and shit fly out of the closet.
:57:11
So be careful. Be careful.
:57:13
Get somebody you gonna be
with forever.
:57:16
Find somebody perfect for you.
:57:18
I'm not saying they're perfect people.
I'm saying we ain't perfect.
:57:21
Find somebody just as fucked up
as you are and settle down.
:57:24
That's what you gotta do.
:57:26
lf I ever get married, I got to marry
somebody with personality.
:57:29
For instance, I hate those quiet,
salad-eating bitches,
:57:32
those real quiet ones, you know.
:57:34
The kind of women, you take
them out to dinner, you say:
:57:36
"Hey, what you wanna eat?"
They go, "I'll just have a salad."
:57:40
And you hear their stomach going:
:57:47
"I don't know why my stomach
is making that noise."
:57:50
"Because you're hungry, bitch."
:57:53
"Why don't you have
something to eat?"
:57:55
"No, no, no. I'm fine, I'm fine.
I'll just have a salad."
:57:59
"What you want to drink?"
"Water."