:57:01
Some of them got cemeteries
in their closet and shit.
:57:08
You open the door and ravens
and shit fly out of the closet.
:57:11
So be careful. Be careful.
:57:13
Get somebody you gonna be
with forever.
:57:16
Find somebody perfect for you.
:57:18
I'm not saying they're perfect people.
I'm saying we ain't perfect.
:57:21
Find somebody just as fucked up
as you are and settle down.
:57:24
That's what you gotta do.
:57:26
lf I ever get married, I got to marry
somebody with personality.
:57:29
For instance, I hate those quiet,
salad-eating bitches,
:57:32
those real quiet ones, you know.
:57:34
The kind of women, you take
them out to dinner, you say:
:57:36
"Hey, what you wanna eat?"
They go, "I'll just have a salad."
:57:40
And you hear their stomach going:
:57:47
"I don't know why my stomach
is making that noise."
:57:50
"Because you're hungry, bitch."
:57:53
"Why don't you have
something to eat?"
:57:55
"No, no, no. I'm fine, I'm fine.
I'll just have a salad."
:57:59
"What you want to drink?"
"Water."
:58:03
"What movie you wanna see
after you finish eating?"
:58:06
"Whatever you wanna see
is OK with me.
:58:08
"As long as it's a PG.
I hate scary movies."
:58:12
"This is my friend Bob and Karen."
"Hi."
:58:16
"What's your problem?"
"I'm just a little shy."
:58:19
Get your shy ass away from me.
:58:21
I hate those shy bitches.
They make me sick to my mother...
:58:24
I hate shy...
You know, those shy women,
:58:27
those are usually the ones that have
the most skeletons in their closet.
:58:32
That's why they shy now.
:58:35
Because they been raising hell
all their life, now they shy.
:58:38
Think about it.
All them shy women that you meet,
:58:40
they never from the town
you meet them in.
:58:42
They always from somewhere else.
:58:43
Then they come to your town
and get shy.
:58:46
Get the fuck out of here.
:58:48
They afraid to talk,
because they think a bone
:58:50
is gonna fly out their mouth
or some shit.
:58:56
"Hi.
:58:58
"So many skeletons."