Eddie Murphy Raw

Some of them got cemeteries
in their closet and shit.

You open the door and ravens
and shit fly out of the closet.

So be careful. Be careful.
Get somebody you gonna be
with forever.

Find somebody perfect for you.
I'm not saying they're perfect people.
I'm saying we ain't perfect.

Find somebody just as fucked up
as you are and settle down.

That's what you gotta do.
lf I ever get married, I got to marry
somebody with personality.

For instance, I hate those quiet,
salad-eating bitches,

those real quiet ones, you know.
The kind of women, you take
them out to dinner, you say:

"Hey, what you wanna eat?"
They go, "I'll just have a salad."

And you hear their stomach going:
"I don't know why my stomach
is making that noise."

"Because you're hungry, bitch."
"Why don't you have
something to eat?"

"No, no, no. I'm fine, I'm fine.
I'll just have a salad."

"What you want to drink?"

"What movie you wanna see
after you finish eating?"

"Whatever you wanna see
is OK with me.

"As long as it's a PG.
I hate scary movies."

"This is my friend Bob and Karen."

"What's your problem?"
"I'm just a little shy."

Get your shy ass away from me.
I hate those shy bitches.
They make me sick to my mother...

I hate shy...
You know, those shy women,

those are usually the ones that have
the most skeletons in their closet.

That's why they shy now.
Because they been raising hell
all their life, now they shy.

Think about it.
All them shy women that you meet,

they never from the town
you meet them in.

They always from somewhere else.
Then they come to your town
and get shy.

Get the fuck out of here.
They afraid to talk,
because they think a bone

is gonna fly out their mouth
or some shit.

"So many skeletons."