:58:03
"What movie you wanna see
after you finish eating?"
:58:06
"Whatever you wanna see
is OK with me.
:58:08
"As long as it's a PG.
I hate scary movies."
:58:12
"This is my friend Bob and Karen."
"Hi."
:58:16
"What's your problem?"
"I'm just a little shy."
:58:19
Get your shy ass away from me.
:58:21
I hate those shy bitches.
They make me sick to my mother...
:58:24
I hate shy...
You know, those shy women,
:58:27
those are usually the ones that have
the most skeletons in their closet.
:58:32
That's why they shy now.
:58:35
Because they been raising hell
all their life, now they shy.
:58:38
Think about it.
All them shy women that you meet,
:58:40
they never from the town
you meet them in.
:58:42
They always from somewhere else.
:58:43
Then they come to your town
and get shy.
:58:46
Get the fuck out of here.
:58:48
They afraid to talk,
because they think a bone
:58:50
is gonna fly out their mouth
or some shit.
:58:56
"Hi.
:58:58
"So many skeletons."
:59:03
I hate shy women. I like extroverts,
I like women with a sense of humor.
:59:08
I like funny girls, funny women.
:59:11
But you gotta be good-looking too.
:59:13
I don't wanna fuck no funny, ugly bitch
and shit. I'd have me in the bed going:
:59:17
"Hey, baby, can you tell me
some more jokes, please?"
:59:20
Gotta be a good cook.
:59:21
I didn't realize my mother was
a good cook till after I moved out.
:59:24
When you're a child, if your mother
doesn't take you to McDonald's,
:59:26
you don't think she can cook.
I had one of those mothers,
:59:29
no matter what you want,
she has the ingredients at home.
:59:32
You say, "Ma, I wanna stop
and get some McDonald's."
:59:35
And she go,
"I got hamburger meat at home."
:59:38
"But I want McDonald's hamburger."
:59:41
"I'll make you a hamburger
better than McDonald's."
:59:44
"You cook better than McDonald's?"
:59:47
"That's right.
You can help Mama make it."
:59:49
You say, "Shit, that's better
than McDonald's."
:59:52
Your mother say,
"OK, go get me the big frying pan."
:59:54
So you hand her the frying pan
and she say:
:59:56
"I want you to go in the refrigerator
and get the meat
:59:59
and while you in there, get me a green
pepper and a onion." And you say: