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Then your mother say, "Go inside
the refrigerator and get me the bread
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out of the bread box." And you go
look in the bread box and you say:
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"Ma, we don't have
no hamburger buns.
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"All we have is Wonder Bread."
1:01:13
"That's what I said. Get the bread
out of the bread box."
1:01:17
"You gonna put it
on square Wonder Bread?"
1:01:20
"Bread is bread. Bring me
that bread before I slap you.
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"Don't tell me about Wonder Bread.
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"As much as that bread costs,
don't tell me about Wonder Bread.
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"This is Wonder Bread.
A hamburger is a hamburger."
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And she'd make it and put it in
the middle of square Wonder Bread.
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At McDonald's, they use buns,
the meat covers the whole bread.
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At your mother's, the meat's right
in the middle of the bread,
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with grease running
through the middle,
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making the bread stick
to the plate.
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This big green pepper
is hanging out the top
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of this big meatball on the bread.
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And you try to put some ketchup on it
and it mixes with the grease,
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turn the bread into pink dough.
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Then you grab it
and get fingerprinted
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and you got big, pink fingerprints
in the dough.
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You stand there looking at it and you
try to make it look like McDonald's,
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so you rip the edges off around it,
make it round.
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And you got green peppers and
grease running down your hand.
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And your mother say,
"Now, go on outside and play."
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And the other kids got McDonald's.
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They outside going,
"We got McDonald's hamburgers.
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"McDonald's. McDonald's.
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"I got McDonald's."
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And you standing there
with this big "house burger".
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And kids are honest.
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They say, "Where you get that
big, welfare, green-pepper burger?"
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And you cry.
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"My mother made it."
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And long slob...
When little kids cry,
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some long slob come
out of their mouth
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and it hangs this far to the ground.
And it won't break.
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And adults stand around going,
"That slob gonna break?"
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And it won't.
The wind can blow that slob: