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so you rip the edges off around it,
make it round.

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And you got green peppers and
grease running down your hand.

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And your mother say,
"Now, go on outside and play."

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And the other kids got McDonald's.
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They outside going,
"We got McDonald's hamburgers.

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"McDonald's. McDonald's.
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"I got McDonald's."
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And you standing there
with this big "house burger".

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And kids are honest.
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They say, "Where you get that
big, welfare, green-pepper burger?"

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And you cry.
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"My mother made it."
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And long slob...
When little kids cry,

1:02:49
some long slob come
out of their mouth

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and it hangs this far to the ground.
And it won't break.

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And adults stand around going,
"That slob gonna break?"

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And it won't.
The wind can blow that slob:

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You know where you see kids crying?
I do it all the time, I'm sadistic.

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I like to go to supermarkets
and watch mothers lose it

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and beat the shit out of their kids.
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Party at the Loft!
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I was at the Loft. You know why
I ain't dancing at the Loft?

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I had just got over some shit.
I go to parties...

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I went to a white disco recently
and I watched the white people dance.

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Y'all... Y'all can't dance.
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No, it's not... I'm not being racist.
I mean, I mean...

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lt's like saying black people
have thick lips.

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That's not racist.
lt's true. We have thick lips

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and white people can't dance.
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And y'all be trying.
Y'all be really...

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Do y'all listen to the words
or the beat?

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Because y'all be... I really...
I tell you, every time you see a black...

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When you go to a white club, you see
five or six brothers just standing.

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You ask, "Why are those
niggers in here?"

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They watching y'all dance.
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"Look at these crazy motherfuckers."

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