1:13:02
And he has seen Rocky too.
1:13:05
And he swung around my back
1:13:07
and punched me in the mouth...
1:13:11
...real, real hard.
1:13:14
Because the punch said:
1:13:16
And my ego said, "What was that?!"
1:13:19
I said, "I don't know."
And my lip said, "Hey, fellas!"
1:13:41
So I'm standing there
with my lips hanging down,
1:13:44
looking like J.J. from
Good Times and shit.
1:13:48
And I ain't know what to do,
so I scream for security.
1:13:51
I said, "Security!"
1:13:52
And that's when one of my boys
jumped over the table
1:13:55
like Linc Hayes from
the Mod Squad
1:13:57
and grabbed that boy
and started going:
1:13:59
Boy hit the deck. My boy jumps up
and starts fucking this boy up
1:14:02
and his brother woke up, jump on top
of my boy and started kicking his ass.
1:14:05
Then somebody says,
"Fight in the back!"
1:14:07
And all the people,
the bouncers, came
1:14:09
and saw two niggers
fighting two white guys.
1:14:11
They jump on the niggers.
"You niggers have to learn
1:14:14
"to stop fucking up our club.
Didn't we let you in here, nigger?
1:14:16
"We saw you laughing while
we were dancing. We saw you."
1:14:19
Then all the brothers saw 40 white
guys beating up two black guys,
1:14:22
"Hey, you can't beat up the brothers."
They jump in the fight.
1:14:24
Then it looked like 40 white guys
fighting 40 black guys,
1:14:27
it was a big race war and suntan lotion
and Jheri-curl juices shooting all over.
1:14:31
And at the end of the fight,
everybody sued me.
1:14:36
Everybody claimed
I whipped their ass.
1:14:37
I'm 5'1 0". I weigh 1 65 pounds.
I can't whip a disco's ass by myself.
1:14:42
Even people that didn't fight sued me.
1:14:44
People that watched the fight
was in court.
1:14:46
"No, I didn't actually fight,
but I was there watching.
1:14:49
"And it was a discotheque
and a strobe light fell off the ceiling,
1:14:52
"creating a weird effect
with the mirror
1:14:54
"and I saw this
and my eyes were sprained,
1:14:57
"the eyes, and I need 1 2 million
for my sprained eyes."