Eddie Murphy Raw
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1:18:00
"I pay the bills.
I'm gonna answer the phone too?

1:18:03
"Who am I, Alexander Graham Bell
up in this motherfucker?

1:18:06
"You better answer this telephone.
1:18:08
"Lil, answer the phone.
Goddamn it, look...

1:18:10
"Shit, I'm watching the fights, Lil.
1:18:11
"Are you...?
You're not gonna answer it?

1:18:13
"OK. Fine.
Don't touch the phone no more, Lil.

1:18:16
"Since you can't get up off your ass
and answer the phone,

1:18:19
"you can't touch the phone.
Bye-bye, phone, for Lillian.

1:18:21
"No more phone for you.
Your phone privileges are cut off.

1:18:25
"I'm gonna write that down
and put it on the fridge.

1:18:27
"That's the new rules in the house.
1:18:29
"I'm gonna take the old rules off
and put new rules up.

1:18:31
"You gonna listen to me
when I tell you to do something.

1:18:34
"We gonna put new rules up.
We gonna put rules up. Rules up.

1:18:37
"Rules. Rules.
1:18:39
"One, 'Lillian cannot use the phone.'
1:18:45
"Two, 'Lillian cannot...'
1:18:49
"Since you're such a smart
motherfucker,

1:18:51
"you can't go outside anymore either.
1:18:53
"Cannot go outside ever again.
1:18:58
"Now, put the rules up, Lillian.
1:19:00
"You abide by my rules
and my regulations, goddamn it.

1:19:02
"And the rules say
'No phone and no outside.'

1:19:05
"And I don't give a fuck if the
motherfucking house is burning down.

1:19:08
"lf I come home and a fireman
putting the house out, I say:

1:19:11
'How you find out the house
was burning?'

1:19:12
'We got a call from your wife,'
I kick your motherfucking ass.

1:19:17
"You're in this house to stay!
You'll burn up in this motherfucker.

1:19:20
"No, Lillian, where you going? Didn't
I just say you couldn't go no place?

1:19:24
"How the hell you gonna
go somewhere...?

1:19:25
"You're not going to Shirley's house
to play Pokeno. Fuck Pokeno.

1:19:28
"Take your coat off. No, you can't
go no place because I said so.

1:19:31
"The rules say 'no outside.' I know you
wanna leave, that's why you can't go.

1:19:34
"You better call and tell her
you're not coming.

1:19:37
"You can't use my phone.
1:19:39
"I don't know.
You better lift up the window

1:19:41
"and scream your
motherfucking head off.

1:19:43
"But you're not... I don't give...
1:19:45
"You're not going no place.
You're not going no place.

1:19:47
"Because I know you wanna leave.
That's why. I know you wanna leave.

1:19:50
"I know you wanna leave."
1:19:52
I got one of those fathers
who gets drunk and sings

1:19:54
old Motown songs to you
in his argument,

1:19:56
fucks up the lyrics
and thinks he's saying it right.

1:19:58
"I know you wanna leave me

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