Eddie Murphy Raw
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1:17:01
I'm going, "No, I'm Ed.
I just had a fight."

1:17:03
So I'm praying my father
wouldn't answer the phone.

1:17:06
And I picture this is going on,
my pops is home like this, drunk:

1:17:09
"This is my house!
1:17:17
"lt's my house
and I don't give a fuck!

1:17:20
"You know something?
Hey, I'm drunk, Lil.

1:17:22
"Lil? I'm drunk.
And you know something?

1:17:25
"lt's beautiful.
1:17:28
"lt's beautiful, Lil. ln my heart
and my soul, I'm drunk.

1:17:31
"You know something, fuck it.
1:17:33
"Because if I wanna drink
something in my house, fine.

1:17:37
"You don't like it,
get the fuck out of my house.

1:17:40
"I pay the bills for this motherfucker.
I wanna drink something, I drink.

1:17:43
"Hey, Lil, you gonna
answer this telephone?

1:17:46
"Do you hear the phone ringing?
1:17:48
"Lil!
1:17:55
"That's the phone, motherfucker.
That's not me.

1:17:58
"No, I'm not answering shit.
1:18:00
"I pay the bills.
I'm gonna answer the phone too?

1:18:03
"Who am I, Alexander Graham Bell
up in this motherfucker?

1:18:06
"You better answer this telephone.
1:18:08
"Lil, answer the phone.
Goddamn it, look...

1:18:10
"Shit, I'm watching the fights, Lil.
1:18:11
"Are you...?
You're not gonna answer it?

1:18:13
"OK. Fine.
Don't touch the phone no more, Lil.

1:18:16
"Since you can't get up off your ass
and answer the phone,

1:18:19
"you can't touch the phone.
Bye-bye, phone, for Lillian.

1:18:21
"No more phone for you.
Your phone privileges are cut off.

1:18:25
"I'm gonna write that down
and put it on the fridge.

1:18:27
"That's the new rules in the house.
1:18:29
"I'm gonna take the old rules off
and put new rules up.

1:18:31
"You gonna listen to me
when I tell you to do something.

1:18:34
"We gonna put new rules up.
We gonna put rules up. Rules up.

1:18:37
"Rules. Rules.
1:18:39
"One, 'Lillian cannot use the phone.'
1:18:45
"Two, 'Lillian cannot...'
1:18:49
"Since you're such a smart
motherfucker,

1:18:51
"you can't go outside anymore either.
1:18:53
"Cannot go outside ever again.
1:18:58
"Now, put the rules up, Lillian.

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