Eddie Murphy Raw
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1:16:00
'I'll bust your ass
for saying shit like that.'

1:16:02
"He say, 'Motherfucker, I...'
And he ran over to my woman

1:16:05
"and slap her in the face,
Your Honor.

1:16:07
"Then he slap me and
my man in the face.

1:16:10
"All three of us, like
the Three Stooges, Your Honor.

1:16:12
"Twelve million.
1:16:15
"Twelve!" I was disgusted.
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"Yeah, Your Honor.
Give us half his shit."

1:16:25
I was mad. I called my mother up.
You know how you do.

1:16:28
When you get depressed,
you call your mother.

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You get your ass whipped,
first you call home.

1:16:33
I call my mother's house.
Because you wanna hear:

1:16:35
"lt's gonna be all right, baby.
lt's gonna be fine.

1:16:38
"You just come on home. Stop crying.
I'll cook you something to eat.

1:16:41
"I'll cook you one of them
big old hamburgers

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"I used to make before.
You just come on home."

1:16:45
And you want that burger
when you get older.

1:16:47
I called my mother's house,
it was a Friday night,

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the phone rang for a half-hour.
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Which meant my pops was home, and
on the weekends, my pops gets drunk.

1:16:55
I was praying he wouldn't
answer the phone,

1:16:57
because I'm bleeding,
my lips are swollen,

1:16:59
people walking by going,
"Jimmie Walker."

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I'm going, "No, I'm Ed.
I just had a fight."

1:17:03
So I'm praying my father
wouldn't answer the phone.

1:17:06
And I picture this is going on,
my pops is home like this, drunk:

1:17:09
"This is my house!
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"lt's my house
and I don't give a fuck!

1:17:20
"You know something?
Hey, I'm drunk, Lil.

1:17:22
"Lil? I'm drunk.
And you know something?

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"lt's beautiful.
1:17:28
"lt's beautiful, Lil. ln my heart
and my soul, I'm drunk.

1:17:31
"You know something, fuck it.
1:17:33
"Because if I wanna drink
something in my house, fine.

1:17:37
"You don't like it,
get the fuck out of my house.

1:17:40
"I pay the bills for this motherfucker.
I wanna drink something, I drink.

1:17:43
"Hey, Lil, you gonna
answer this telephone?

1:17:46
"Do you hear the phone ringing?
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"Lil!
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"That's the phone, motherfucker.
That's not me.

1:17:58
"No, I'm not answering shit.

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