:02:01
are asked to drop a card to Major
Gerald Kleiner over at the 5th.
:02:04
The card should be no larger
than four by five inches...
:02:07
and should describe
the contents of your duffel.
:02:10
Major Kleiner requests that you
do not describe your duffel
as all duffels look alike.
:02:14
Those personnel with lost bag...
:02:23
- All right.
- Hey, Sarge, where are the women?
:02:28
- Airman Cronauer?
- You got it.
:02:31
- Welcome to Saigon, sir.
- Careful. You could
put an eye out with that.
:02:33
- God, it's warm, huh?
- Warm? No. This is a setting
for London broil.
:02:38
I'm Private First Class Edward
Montesque Garlick at your service, sir.
:02:41
Well, first thing, Garlick,
is you gotta requisition a new name.
:02:45
I like you already, sir.
:02:47
Actually, what I am, sir, is
your Armed Forces Radio Saigon
assistant who's in charge...
:02:50
of orientation and billeting of
enlisted personnel, and company clerk.
:02:54
Whew. I'm impressed.
:02:59
- It's already started.
- I understand.
:03:07
Dream on
:03:11
Little dreamer
Dream on
:03:17
Dream about a love so fine
:03:21
Sweet as apple-berry wine
:03:25
Dream on
:03:28
Little dreamer
Dream on
:03:39
This is AFRS, Radio Saigon.
:03:41
AFRS Radio is owned and operated
by the United States government...
:03:45
and operates on an assigned
carrier frequency of 540...
:03:48
- at 749 megahertz.
- Jesus, that guy's
as boring as whale shit.
:03:51
Not really.
See, the purpose is to inform you
as to the radius of the radio waves.
:03:55
...by Mantovani.
- Mantovani?
:03:56
They play Mantovani to insomniacs
who don't respond to strong drugs.
:03:59
General likes easy listening. You know,
I'm really gonna have to inform you...