:03:07
Dream on
:03:11
Little dreamer
Dream on
:03:17
Dream about a love so fine
:03:21
Sweet as apple-berry wine
:03:25
Dream on
:03:28
Little dreamer
Dream on
:03:39
This is AFRS, Radio Saigon.
:03:41
AFRS Radio is owned and operated
by the United States government...
:03:45
and operates on an assigned
carrier frequency of 540...
:03:48
- at 749 megahertz.
- Jesus, that guy's
as boring as whale shit.
:03:51
Not really.
See, the purpose is to inform you
as to the radius of the radio waves.
:03:55
...by Mantovani.
- Mantovani?
:03:56
They play Mantovani to insomniacs
who don't respond to strong drugs.
:03:59
General likes easy listening. You know,
I'm really gonna have to inform you...
:04:01
Mayday! Mayday! Dragon lady
with incredible figure at 11:00.
Stop the car.
:04:05
- I can't do that, sir.
- Oh, Edward, Edward,
you don't understand.
:04:07
I've been on a small Greek island
with a lot of women who look like Zorba.
I never thought I'd find
women attractive ever again.
:04:11
And now that I do, you won't even
turn the car around? Thanks a lot.
:04:14
- You have a very important
meeting with the top brass.
- Oh! There she is again!
:04:17
- How'd she get ahead of us?
- That's another person, sir.
:04:20
Ah, she's beautiful and quick.
Speed up. Check her stamina.
:04:23
This is incredible! Oh, my God!
They're quick, they're fast and small.
:04:29
I feel like a fox
in a chicken coop.
:04:37
We got a new man comin'in.
:04:39
- Don't you understand, Dick?
- No, sir. Frankly, I do not understand.
:04:43
Would you kindly
lower your tone, please?
:04:46
Yes, sir.
:04:48
I run this show, General. If anything
screws up, it's my ass in the mower.
:04:52
I deserve to be notified
of any changes that are made.
:04:54
Nobody's arguing that with you.
:04:57
Look, I caught his show on the
Isle of Crete, and this guy is funny.