:04:01
Mayday! Mayday! Dragon lady
with incredible figure at 11:00.
Stop the car.
:04:05
- I can't do that, sir.
- Oh, Edward, Edward,
you don't understand.
:04:07
I've been on a small Greek island
with a lot of women who look like Zorba.
I never thought I'd find
women attractive ever again.
:04:11
And now that I do, you won't even
turn the car around? Thanks a lot.
:04:14
- You have a very important
meeting with the top brass.
- Oh! There she is again!
:04:17
- How'd she get ahead of us?
- That's another person, sir.
:04:20
Ah, she's beautiful and quick.
Speed up. Check her stamina.
:04:23
This is incredible! Oh, my God!
They're quick, they're fast and small.
:04:29
I feel like a fox
in a chicken coop.
:04:37
We got a new man comin'in.
:04:39
- Don't you understand, Dick?
- No, sir. Frankly, I do not understand.
:04:43
Would you kindly
lower your tone, please?
:04:46
Yes, sir.
:04:48
I run this show, General. If anything
screws up, it's my ass in the mower.
:04:52
I deserve to be notified
of any changes that are made.
:04:54
Nobody's arguing that with you.
:04:57
Look, I caught his show on the
Isle of Crete, and this guy is funny.
:05:02
I damn near busted a gut laughin' at
him. And the troops, they love him.
:05:06
This is a tempest in a teacup...
:05:08
much ado about nothing.
:05:10
For crying out loud, man,
this isn't brain surgery.
:05:14
Don't get crazy over this, Dick.
We're only talking about a damn deejay.
:05:18
Sir, there is no such thing as "only"
any more. Not now. Not in Saigon.
:05:24
Lieutenant Steven Hauk
is our immediate supervisor.
:05:27
He's a little goofy,
but he's okay.
:05:29
Sergeant Major Dickerson...
That's another story altogether.
:05:33
He was a commander
of an elite special forces unit.
:05:36
He came to us because
of "prostrate" problems...
:05:38
and some sort of social infection
that doesn't go away.
:05:41
Plus, I think he got shot in the ass,
but I can't confirm that.
:05:45
Anyway, he's the man
that you don't want to aggravate.
:05:48
- Ed, are you always this happy?
- Cronauer!
:05:51
- Sir!
- At ease. I'm General Taylor.
:05:54
- Hiya, General.
- A real pleasure.
:05:56
Listen, if you have any problems
here now, you come see me.
:05:59
I'm the tallest hog
in the trough around here.