:06:03
- Garlick, have you put on some weight?
- I don't think so, sir.
:06:05
Why, son, the shadow
of your ass'd weigh 20 pounds.
:06:09
I'll work on that, sir.
You're not supposed to address
the general saying "hiya."
:06:13
- What's that, a new rule?
- No, old rule.
:06:21
- That's Lieutenant Hauk in there.
- Who's the guy with the ears?
:06:24
How're you doin'?
You could fly to Guam with those.
:06:28
Uh, Airman Cronauer, sir.
:06:31
You know, i-it wouldn't kill you people
to salute me once in a while.
:06:35
- Sorry.
- Thanks.
:06:38
I understand you're pretty funny
as a deejay, and...
:06:40
well, comedy
is a kind of hobby of mine.
:06:43
Well... Well, actually, it's
a little more than just a hobby.
:06:47
Reader's Digest is considering
publishing two of my jokes.
:06:50
- Really?
- Yeah.
:06:52
And perhaps some night we could
maybe get together and swap
humorous stories for-for fun.
:06:57
Oh, why not? Maybe play a couple
of Tennessee Ernie Ford records.
That'd be a hoot.
:07:01
- That's a joke, right?
- Maybe.
- I get it.
:07:12
Where is this man's paperwork?
:07:16
- Right here, Sergeant.
- Thank you, sir.
:07:21
United States Air Force.
The hat does give you away.
:07:30
- This is not military issue, Airman.
What sort of uniform is that?
- Cretan camouflage.
:07:34
If you want to blend into a crowd of
drunken Greeks, there's nothin' better.
:07:39
That is humour.
I recognize that.
:07:42
I also recognize
your species of soldier.
:07:45
I had a guy like you in the field
one time. He blew himself to pieces.
:07:49
But not before his humour cost the lives
of three very fine individuals.
:07:54
- I hope...
- You shut your fuckin' hole!
:07:56
You're in Southeast Asia now, pal.
You got your cushy little assignment.
:07:59
There's nothin' I can
do about that.