:10:22
That's Marty Lee Dreiwitz.
:10:26
He's impeccably clean.
:10:28
This man has cleaning products
shipped in from Wisconsin.
:10:32
He's also one of your roommates, so if
I were you, I'd think about suicide.
:10:35
Sir, I-I really don't think that you
want to use any of those records, sir.
:10:39
- We have a selection right here
that's prepared specifically...
- Hey, hey!
:10:42
I've been looking forward to meeting
you. Listen, could you do me a favour?
:10:45
- Can you say something funny
right this minute?
- I doubt it.
:10:48
I'm with you, man.
I'm on your frequency.
Hey, let me ask you a question.
:10:51
What is the appeal of Joey Bishop?
:10:54
I mean, the man's not funny.
I know funny, and he's not funny.
:10:57
Don't get me wrong. He seems like
a nice guy, but my father's a nice guy
and he's not funny either.
:11:01
Joey Bishop. I wish someone
would explain this one to me.
:11:03
Hey, incidentally,
you're on the air in about ten seconds.
Nine, eight, seven, six...
:11:10
Hey, this has been "Fiction and Fact"
from Marty Lee's almanac.
And now, direct from Crete...
:11:14
welcome the silky-smooth sound
of Airman Adrian Cronauer.
:11:22
Good morning, Vietnam!
:11:26
Hey, this is not a test.
This is rock and roll.
:11:29
Time to rock it
from the delta to the DMZ!
:11:32
Is that me, or does that sound like
an Elvis Presley movie?
:11:34
Viva Da Nang.
Oh, viva, Da Nang
:11:38
Da Nang me, Da Nang me
Why don't they get a rope and hang me
:11:41
Hey, is it a little too early
for being that loud? Hey, too late.
:11:44
It's 0600. What's the "O" stand for?
Oh, my God, it's early.
:11:48
Speaking of early, how about
that Cro-Magnon, Marty Dreiwitz?
:11:50
Thank you, Marty, for "silky-smooth
sound." Make me sound like Peggy Lee.
:11:54
"Good morning, Vietnam"?
What the heck is that supposed to mean?
:11:57
I don't know, Lieutenant. L-I guess
it means, good morning, uh, Vietnam.