:11:01
Joey Bishop. I wish someone
would explain this one to me.
:11:03
Hey, incidentally,
you're on the air in about ten seconds.
Nine, eight, seven, six...
:11:10
Hey, this has been "Fiction and Fact"
from Marty Lee's almanac.
And now, direct from Crete...
:11:14
welcome the silky-smooth sound
of Airman Adrian Cronauer.
:11:22
Good morning, Vietnam!
:11:26
Hey, this is not a test.
This is rock and roll.
:11:29
Time to rock it
from the delta to the DMZ!
:11:32
Is that me, or does that sound like
an Elvis Presley movie?
:11:34
Viva Da Nang.
Oh, viva, Da Nang
:11:38
Da Nang me, Da Nang me
Why don't they get a rope and hang me
:11:41
Hey, is it a little too early
for being that loud? Hey, too late.
:11:44
It's 0600. What's the "O" stand for?
Oh, my God, it's early.
:11:48
Speaking of early, how about
that Cro-Magnon, Marty Dreiwitz?
:11:50
Thank you, Marty, for "silky-smooth
sound." Make me sound like Peggy Lee.
:11:54
"Good morning, Vietnam"?
What the heck is that supposed to mean?
:11:57
I don't know, Lieutenant. L-I guess
it means, good morning, uh, Vietnam.
:12:02
And who gave anyone permission
to programme modern music?
:12:05
Freddy and the Dreamers!
:12:10
Wrong speed.
We've got it on the wrong speed.
:12:14
For those of you recovering from a
hangover, that's gonna sound just right.
:12:18
Let's put her right back down.
Let's try it a little faster,
see if that picks it up a little bit.
:12:21
Let's get it up on 78.
:12:25
Those pilots are going,
"I really like the music. I really like
the music. I really like the music."
:12:27
Oh, it's still a bad song. Hey,
wait a minute. Let's try something.
:12:30
Let's play this backwards
and see if it gets any better.
:12:34
Freddy is a devil.
Freddy is a devil.
:12:39
Picture a man going on a journey
beyond sight and sound.
:12:42
He's left Crete. He's entered
the demilitarized zone.
:12:50
All right. Hey, what is this
"demilitarized zone"? What do
they mean, "police action"?
:12:53
Sounds like a couple
of cops in Brooklyn going,
"You know, she looks pretty to me."
:12:56
Hey, whatever it is, I like it
because it gets you on your toes better
than a strong cup of cappuccino.