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Specifically...
Excuse me.
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- Can I help you?
- Yes. I have two months to live...
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and I would like to teach
before I die.
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I don't think you understand me,
Sparky.
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It's all yours.
You got it.
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Hello, class.
My name is Adrian Cronauer.
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I'd like to get to know
all of you by having you
write down your name, address...
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and your home and work phone on a
piece of paper and passing it forward.
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Sergeant Sloan our teacher.
You not supposed to be in here.
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I was sent here on very
strict orders from a colonel.
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First thing I'd like to know is,
what subject this is.
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- Is it English?
- Yes, it is.
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And how lucky for me.
Thank you very much for playing.
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Now, let's start off with the fact
that English is a fantastic language.
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Let's try a little phrase,
uh, I like to call...
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"My boyfriend's back
and there's gonna be trouble.
Hey-nah, hey-nah, my boyfriend's back."
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Can we try that one?
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Can we try "My boyfriend's back"?
Anybody?
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This is not for you.
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Why do I feel like
the Miracle Worker up here?
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- This is a nightmare.
- Uh, I don't know dick.
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Even saying that means
I don't know dick. L...
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I can't really teach English.
That's what Sergeant Sloan's going
to do when he comes back.
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I can only tell ya
about how you can talk on,
maybe, the real streets of America.
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Like, if you're walking on the streets
of New York and someone says, "Hey!
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Excuse me. I would like to buy
some cheese and some butter."
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No. No, come on.
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Basically, we talk, "Hey, man,
what's happening? Ahh, you look
hip today. Slip me some skin."
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Now, if someone in
America comes up and says, "Hey,
slip me some skin," don't be afraid.
:29:48
They're not a leper,
and they're not gonna go...
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No. It means, "Hey, baby,
slip me some skin." It's a greeting.
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It's like, "How're you doin'?
Nice to meet you. Slip me some skin."
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Now, here's how you do it.
You say, "Slip me some skin."
Put your hand out there.
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Then you go, "Yeah, there's some skin."
Now you do it to me.