:33:00
A little of this? Whoo-whoo-whoo-whoo!
She likes the Three Stooges.
:33:02
Hey, Moe! Hey, Moe!
:33:05
- Oh, you are being silly.
- Ohh!
:33:11
- You old enough for this place?
- I think so.
:33:14
Hi, Earl!
Good to see you again!
:33:18
- Look at the new friend.
- A little too young for you.
:33:22
I want to show you
something very nice.
:33:24
- Oh, really?
- It look wonderful.
:33:28
- I can confide you?
- Sure.
:33:30
Look at the shape
of that soldier ankle...
:33:32
the way it so elegantly
curve into his boot.
:33:36
Help me get some photo
of those ankle, I give you my bar.
:33:40
- You're a very sick man.
You know that, don't you?
- Ahh!
:33:44
Thank you.
:33:47
Oh, God.
:33:49
Ladies and gentlemen,
I give you the new voice of Saigon...
:33:54
Adrian Cronauer!
:33:59
Not enough for the car.
:34:01
- What happened with the girl?
- It didn't work out.
:34:03
I want to introduce you to someone
right now from my English class.
:34:06
- This is Tuan. The guys.
- Hey, Tuan!
:34:09
- Guys, Tuan.
- Hey, pull up a floor here.
:34:11
Hi, Tuan.
Long time no "twee." Ba-dum.
:34:14
- That's terrible. That's terrible.
- Those are gorgeous gals.
:34:20
I've... I'll never have them.
:34:22
I've always wanted girls like that,
but I've always had trouble,
especially as a young child.
:34:25
Who the hell gets laid as a young
child? And stop calling them "gals."
:34:28
Cowgirls are called gals. Those are
gorgeous French-Vietnamese B-girls.
:34:33
Don't ruin it by conjuring up images
of Dale Evans, all right?
:34:35
Can you believe the shape
of those gals... girls?
:34:41
The one in blue.
:34:43
Those behinds were designed by a Jewish
scientist in Switzerland, Dr Feintush.
:34:47
- Dr Heimlich Feintush.
- We're trying to figure out
how to meet them...
:34:49
- but nobody can come up
with any good lines.
- Wait a minute. Try this one.
Try this one.
:34:53
Oh, girls, girls!
Come on over.
:34:56
Pardon me, girls?
Excuse me, girls? Hello.
:34:59
Hello! Come on. Yes.