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Former Vice President Richard Nixon's
in town. That's right,
the big Dick is here. Get ready.
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I think there's
an incredible coincidence here.
I think he sounds exactly like Mr Ed.
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You be the judge.
"I tell you this."
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Now listen: "Wilbur, come in the room."
An incredible coincidence.
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Some more songs.
Movin' on, movin' on into the dawn
with the Dawnbusters. Yeah!
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- Well, if you want me, it's all right
It's all right
- It's all right, it's all right
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- It's all right
- It's all right
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- Well, if you want me, it's all right
It's all right
- It's all right, it's all right
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- It's all right
- It's all right
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The requests will be taken
pretty soon. Requests...
Where am I gonna take requests?
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Where do you call from? "Yeah, I'm in
a phone booth out in the DMZ.
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- I'm trying to call you right now."
- And I think you're too fine
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- You know, now, how I love ya
- Lock and loll, baby. Lock and loll.
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Believe me
How I love ya, believe me
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If you want me, it's all right
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- If you want me, it's all right,
It's all right
- It's all right, it's all right
:52:55
- It's all right
- It's all right
:52:58
- Well, if you want me, it's all right
It's all right
- It's all right, it's all right
- Believe!
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- It's all right
- It's all right
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Once again we've got our friend
from military intelligence.
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Can you tell us what you've found out
about the enemy since you've been here?
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"We found out
that we can't find them.
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They're out there, and we're having
a major difficulty...
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in finding the enemy."
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Well, what do you use
to look for them?
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"Well, we ask people,
'Are you the enemy? '
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And whoever says yes,
we shoot them."
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- All right
- It's all right
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- Well, if you want me, it's all right
It's all right
- It's all right
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"It's very difficult to find
a Vietnamese man named Charlie.
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They're all named Nyugen
or Doh or things like that.
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- It's very difficult for me."
- Coming home, it feels nice
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Thanks very much.
Is it true that you've actually, um...
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You're actually too close to some
of the nerve agents they were testing?
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"Nerve... uh, gas?"
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Yes, have you used any?
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"Well, once, yes, on myself.
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And it had no... Whoa! Whoa!
No effect on me.