:53:01
- It's all right
- It's all right
:53:04
Once again we've got our friend
from military intelligence.
:53:07
Can you tell us what you've found out
about the enemy since you've been here?
:53:11
"We found out
that we can't find them.
:53:14
They're out there, and we're having
a major difficulty...
:53:17
in finding the enemy."
:53:20
Well, what do you use
to look for them?
:53:22
"Well, we ask people,
'Are you the enemy? '
:53:25
And whoever says yes,
we shoot them."
:53:27
- All right
- It's all right
:53:29
- Well, if you want me, it's all right
It's all right
- It's all right
:53:32
"It's very difficult to find
a Vietnamese man named Charlie.
:53:36
They're all named Nyugen
or Doh or things like that.
:53:40
- It's very difficult for me."
- Coming home, it feels nice
:53:45
Thanks very much.
Is it true that you've actually, um...
:53:48
You're actually too close to some
of the nerve agents they were testing?
:53:51
"Nerve... uh, gas?"
:53:53
Yes, have you used any?
:53:55
"Well, once, yes, on myself.
:53:57
And it had no... Whoa! Whoa!
No effect on me.
:54:01
I've had no actual...
Whoa! She-hoo!
:54:05
Whoa! Whoa! Big dogs!
Big dogs landing on my face!
:54:09
I don't know what that means."
:54:11
Hey, that's it for me.
I'm outta here.
:54:13
That's the end of the Adrian Cron Hour,
but I'm gonna turn you over right now
to Mr Warmth...
:54:16
Dan "The Tan" Levitan!
:54:20
Thank you so much, Adrian.
:54:22
Adrian Cronauer, Gls,
a wacky and welcome addition...
:54:25
- to AFRS, Radio Saigon.
- Nixon's press conference.
:54:27
Well, wait till you hear it.
He's this far from sincerity.
:54:30
Uh, no, man, listen. Let me just feed
my face. Just a moment. Come on.
:54:37
- Where do you imagine you're going?
- Just gonna get
a little somethin' to eat.
:54:41
You don't have time. You'll stay here
and drink instant beverage or something.
:54:44
We promised our listening audience
Nixon highlights by 4:00 p.m.
:54:47
I've been on the air for four hours.
I'm a little hungry.
:54:50
- That's a joke, right? I get it.
- No, I'm actually hungry.
:54:55
Well, I'm actually
giving you an order.