:55:01
Oh, it's an order.
In that case, gentlemen, let's edit.
:55:08
Thank you.
Mm-mmm, Campbell's.
:55:12
Aha! Ha! Earl!
:55:14
Ha, you again.
No more fighting, okay?
:55:17
Oh, you got it. James!
Nice, shiny green suit.
:55:19
- You look like an Oriental leprechaun.
- You like it?
:55:22
I got it in Hong Kong...
:55:24
home of the shiny
green suit.
:55:29
And therefore,
there is no place for neutrality...
:55:31
or a neutralist sentiment
in South Vietnam.
:55:33
As I leave Vietnam today, there
is no doubt, certainly, in my mind...
:55:38
- That's Nixon.
- But that the Viet Cong
will be defeated...
:55:41
and that this war
will be won.
:55:44
Asia does involve, I think,
very appropriately as you have
suggested, give and take.
:55:48
Well, I really didn't make that
suggestion, sir. I'm sorry.
:55:51
The United States
has no right to give.
:55:54
- Why would Cronauer's voice
be on this tape?
- I don't know, Lieutenant.
:55:58
...its territory
to the Communists.
:55:59
Mr Nixon, thank you for that
concise political commentary...
:56:02
but I think I'd like to delve into
something slightly more personal
for the men in the field.
:56:06
How would you describe
your testicles?
:56:08
- That they're soft, that they're
shallow, that they have no purpose.
- Oh, my God.
:56:11
- What are you saying, sir?
- Oh, my God.
- That they lack the physical strength.
:56:15
- How would you describe
your sex life with your wife Pat?
- Uh, it is unexciting sometimes.
:56:20
Well, have you considered possibly
a sex change? There is an operation
that can transform you...
:56:23
- Please don't do this to me.
Please don't do this to me.
- Into a female Great Dane
or possibly a very well-hung Chihuahua.
:56:27
Mr Nixon, while you've been in Vietnam,
it's rumoured that you smoked marijuana.
:56:31
Are you planning, sir, to
take some of the marijuana home,
back to the United States?
:56:35
- How would you do that?
- By plane...
:56:36
by helicopter
and also by automobile.
:56:40
I was wondering if you could do your
Mr Ed, because I know people love that.
:56:43
Cut that thing off.
I said cut it off!
:56:46
- Sir.
- Where is Cronauer?
:56:49
- Still eating, sir.
- I want to see him ASAP.
:56:53
- What, sir?
- As soon as possible.
:56:57
- VG, sir.
- We interrupt this broadcast...
:56:59
to bring you an emergency selection
of the Benny Goodman Orchestra.