1:01:09
Hey, where's he going?
1:01:16
What do you think you're doing?
You know you're forbidden to read
anything not checked by this office.
1:01:19
- What's there to check?
I was there. It happened.
- Airman, you know the rules.
1:01:21
If this is a legitimate news story,
it must go through proper channels.
1:01:24
Listen, Tweedle-dee,
it's an actual event. Where do you
think this came from, shaving?
1:01:26
It's the truth.
I just want to report the truth.
It'd be a nice change of pace.
1:01:29
- What's goin' on here?
- Sir, will you listen to me?
1:01:36
This is not official news, Airman. As
far as I'm concerned, it didn't happen.
1:01:38
- It did happen and I was...
- You shut your mouth.
1:01:40
What are you afraid of, Dickerson?
People might find out
there's a war goin' on?
1:01:42
This news
is not official, Airman.
1:01:44
You want everyone going under
the assumption it's perfectly
safe here, don't you? Well, it's not.
1:01:47
The fighting's not just in the hills.
It's downtown. It's a couple
of fuckin' blocks...
1:01:49
I said it is none of
your goddam business!
1:01:55
I see your point.
I'm sorry.
1:01:59
I guess I get inside, hit these
air conditioners, I get a little dizzy.
1:02:04
Thanks for settin' me straight.
I'll be okay.
1:02:11
That about wraps it up for me,
Marty Lee, filling in for my buddy...
1:02:14
vacationing Eddie Kirk, who, despite all
your requests, will return tomorrow.
1:02:17
Right now, it's once again time
for the King Kong of Saigon...
1:02:21
Adrian Cronauer.
1:02:29
Good morning, Vietnam!
1:02:35
Hey, I know it's not the morning,
but that's my trademark...
1:02:37
and '"good evening"
sounds too depressing.
1:02:39
Hey, we're goin'
right now to the news.
1:02:44
From England, today,
Princess Margaret threw a shoe!
1:02:48
Easy, Madge. Also, uh, Elizab...
Queen Elizabeth, Liz... Elizabeth Taylor!
1:02:52
Elizabeth Taylor.
She's still married after six months.
1:02:55
Way to go, Liz. Yea!