Good Morning, Vietnam

1:02:04

Thanks for settin' me straight.
I'll be okay.

1:02:11

That about wraps it up for me,
Marty Lee, filling in for my buddy...

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vacationing Eddie Kirk, who, despite all
your requests, will return tomorrow.

1:02:17

Right now, it's once again time
for the King Kong of Saigon...

1:02:21

Adrian Cronauer.

1:02:29

Good morning, Vietnam!

1:02:35

Hey, I know it's not the morning,
but that's my trademark...

1:02:37

and '"good evening"
sounds too depressing.

1:02:39

Hey, we're goin'
right now to the news.

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From England, today,
Princess Margaret threw a shoe!

1:02:48

Easy, Madge. Also, uh, Elizab...
Queen Elizabeth, Liz... Elizabeth Taylor!

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Elizabeth Taylor.
She's still married after six months.

1:02:55

Way to go, Liz. Yea!

1:03:00

All right! In Saigon today,
according to official sources...

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nothing actually happened.

1:03:05

One thing that didn't officially happen
was a bomb didn't officially explode
at 1430 hours...

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unofficially destroying
Jimmy Wah's Cafe.

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- Get him out of there.
- Three men were unofficially
wounded, and two men...

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- whose identities are still not known
at this time are unofficially dead.
- It's locked!

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- Well, break the goddam door down!
- Although the police, ambulance
and fire department responded...

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what's believed to be unofficial
at this present moment.

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- Turn the power off in that studio.
- But his show is...
- Turn it off! Now!

1:03:29

I just wanted
to think that you should...