Planes, Trains & Automobiles

I can take anything."
You know what they'd say?
"I know what you mean.
The shower curtain
ring guy."

It's like going on a date
with a Chatty Cathy doll.
There should be
a string on your chest

that I pull out.
Except I wouldn't
pull it out, you would.

Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
By the way,
when you're telling
these little stories,

here's a good idea.
Have a point.
It makes it more interesting
for the listener.

You want to hurt me?
Go ahead if it
makes you feel better.

I'm an easy target.
Yeah, you're right.
I talk too much.
I also listen too much.
I could be a cold-hearted
cynic like you,

but I don't like to
hurt people's feelings.

Well, you think
what you want about me.

I'm not changing.
I like... I like me.
My wife likes me.
My customers like me.
'Cause I'm the real article.
What you see
is what you get.