:25:02
I can take anything."
:25:03
You know what they'd say?
:25:05
"I know what you mean.
:25:07
The shower curtain
ring guy."
:25:09
It's like going on a date
:25:13
with a Chatty Cathy doll.
:25:15
There should be
a string on your chest
:25:18
that I pull out.
:25:19
Except I wouldn't
pull it out, you would.
:25:22
Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
:25:24
By the way,
:25:25
when you're telling
these little stories,
:25:29
here's a good idea.
:25:30
Have a point.
:25:32
It makes it more interesting
for the listener.
:25:49
You want to hurt me?
:25:51
Go ahead if it
makes you feel better.
:25:54
I'm an easy target.
:25:58
Yeah, you're right.
:26:00
I talk too much.
:26:01
I also listen too much.
:26:04
I could be a cold-hearted
cynic like you,
:26:08
but I don't like to
hurt people's feelings.
:26:11
Well, you think
what you want about me.
:26:15
I'm not changing.
:26:16
I like... I like me.
:26:18
My wife likes me.
:26:20
My customers like me.
:26:23
'Cause I'm the real article.
:26:25
What you see
is what you get.