:24:01
you can't even move.
:24:02
You got a free cab,
a free room,
:24:05
and someone
who will listen
:24:07
to your boring stories.
:24:09
Didn't you notice on the plane
:24:12
when you started talking,
:24:13
I started reading
the vomit bag?
:24:16
Didn't that
give you some clue
:24:18
that this guy's
not enjoying it?
:24:21
Everything's not an anecdote.
:24:22
You have to discriminate.
:24:24
You choose things
that are funny
:24:26
or mildly amusing
:24:28
or interesting.
:24:30
You're a miracle.
:24:31
Your stories
have none of that.
:24:33
They're not even
amusing accidentally.
:24:36
Honey, meet Del Griffith.
:24:38
He's got some
amusing anecdotes.
:24:40
Here's a gun so you can
blow your brains out.
:24:44
You'll thank me for it.
:24:46
I could tolerate
any insurance seminar.
:24:50
For days,
I could listen to them go on and on.
:24:54
They'd say,
"How can you stand it?"
:24:58
And I'd say,
"'Cause I've been with Del Griffith.
:25:02
I can take anything."
:25:03
You know what they'd say?
:25:05
"I know what you mean.
:25:07
The shower curtain
ring guy."
:25:09
It's like going on a date
:25:13
with a Chatty Cathy doll.
:25:15
There should be
a string on your chest
:25:18
that I pull out.
:25:19
Except I wouldn't
pull it out, you would.
:25:22
Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
:25:24
By the way,
:25:25
when you're telling
these little stories,
:25:29
here's a good idea.
:25:30
Have a point.
:25:32
It makes it more interesting
for the listener.
:25:49
You want to hurt me?
:25:51
Go ahead if it
makes you feel better.
:25:54
I'm an easy target.
:25:58
Yeah, you're right.