:23:00
What, what?
:23:02
That's it!
:23:03
Without clearing my sinuses,
I'll snore all night.
:23:06
If your kid spills his milk,
do you slap him?
:23:10
What-what-what is that
supposed to mean?
:23:13
You're not a very
tolerant person.
:23:15
You've bugged me
since New York,
:23:18
starting with
stealing my cab.
:23:20
God, you're a tight-ass.
:23:22
How would you like
a mouthful of teeth?
:23:24
Oh, and hostile, too.
:23:26
Nice personality combination...
:23:27
hostile and intolerant.
:23:29
That's borderline criminal.
:23:30
Screw you.
:23:31
You spilled beer
all over the bed,
:23:34
you mess up
the bathroom...
:23:36
Who let you stay?
:23:38
I even let you pay,
:23:40
so you wouldn't feel
like an intruder.
:23:43
An intruder?
:23:44
Right. You ruined a nice trip.
:23:46
Who talked my ear off
on the plane?
:23:49
Who was that?
I'm curious.
:23:51
Who told you to book a room?
I did.
:23:55
You're an ungrateful jackass.
:23:56
Sleep in the lobby.
:23:58
I hope you wake up so stiff
:24:01
you can't even move.
:24:02
You got a free cab,
a free room,
:24:05
and someone
who will listen
:24:07
to your boring stories.
:24:09
Didn't you notice on the plane
:24:12
when you started talking,
:24:13
I started reading
the vomit bag?
:24:16
Didn't that
give you some clue
:24:18
that this guy's
not enjoying it?
:24:21
Everything's not an anecdote.
:24:22
You have to discriminate.
:24:24
You choose things
that are funny
:24:26
or mildly amusing
:24:28
or interesting.
:24:30
You're a miracle.
:24:31
Your stories
have none of that.
:24:33
They're not even
amusing accidentally.
:24:36
Honey, meet Del Griffith.
:24:38
He's got some
amusing anecdotes.
:24:40
Here's a gun so you can
blow your brains out.
:24:44
You'll thank me for it.
:24:46
I could tolerate
any insurance seminar.
:24:50
For days,
I could listen to them go on and on.
:24:54
They'd say,
"How can you stand it?"
:24:58
And I'd say,
"'Cause I've been with Del Griffith.