:30:00
The following year...
:30:02
Kirby Kyle was run over
by a truck and killed.
:30:06
The following season...
:30:08
he won 18 games...
:30:11
in the Big League in the sky.
:30:15
This has been Bill Kern...
:30:17
with another
favorite sports legend.
:30:20
Well, to tell you the truth,
you look pretty good.
:30:23
While uncle Abe loved
the "Bill Kern Sports Show"...
:30:25
his wife Ceil adored a very
prominent ventriloquist.
:30:28
And this always used
to drive Abe crazy.
:30:32
He's a ventriloquist
on the radio.
:30:34
How do know he's
not moving his lips?
:30:36
Who cares?
Leave me alone.
:30:51
Ceil and Abe's daughter Ruthie
had her own favorite program.
:30:54
Naturally, it was one
of those romantic boy crooners.
:30:58
She and her girlfriends used
to sit and swoon endlessly...
:31:03
over the sentimental lyrics
and velvety voice.
:31:07
The local boys, of course,
were all a little jealous...
:31:10
and they used
to look on disgustedly...
:31:12
thinking the girls
were real jerks.
:31:25
And now, ladies and gentlemen...
:31:27
the makers of General
Spark Plugs bring you...
:31:29
"The Court of Human Emotions"...
:31:32
with world famous counselor
on affairs of the human heart...
:31:35
Thomas Abercrombie.
:31:37
And now, my friends--
:31:39
My mother and father
loved to hear the show...
:31:41
where ordinary people
were helped...
:31:43
with their personal problems.
:31:44
Six years ago, his mother
came to live with us...
:31:46
and she won't leave
and he won't throw her out.
:31:48
Claire, how can I throw
my own mother out?
:31:50
What do you mean?
You grab her by the throat...
:31:52
and throw her out.
:31:53
Oh, just like that.
Just like that.
:31:54
Grab her by the throat
and throw her out.
:31:55
Why don't you just get
a knife and stick it in here?
:31:58
That's what
you should do.
:31:59
I'm not gonna stick
any knife anywhere!