:31:03
over the sentimental lyrics
and velvety voice.
:31:07
The local boys, of course,
were all a little jealous...
:31:10
and they used
to look on disgustedly...
:31:12
thinking the girls
were real jerks.
:31:25
And now, ladies and gentlemen...
:31:27
the makers of General
Spark Plugs bring you...
:31:29
"The Court of Human Emotions"...
:31:32
with world famous counselor
on affairs of the human heart...
:31:35
Thomas Abercrombie.
:31:37
And now, my friends--
:31:39
My mother and father
loved to hear the show...
:31:41
where ordinary people
were helped...
:31:43
with their personal problems.
:31:44
Six years ago, his mother
came to live with us...
:31:46
and she won't leave
and he won't throw her out.
:31:48
Claire, how can I throw
my own mother out?
:31:50
What do you mean?
You grab her by the throat...
:31:52
and throw her out.
:31:53
Oh, just like that.
Just like that.
:31:54
Grab her by the throat
and throw her out.
:31:55
Why don't you just get
a knife and stick it in here?
:31:58
That's what
you should do.
:31:59
I'm not gonna stick
any knife anywhere!
:32:00
Throw my mother out!
:32:02
I found the show silly...
:32:03
and always imagined
my parents on it...
:32:05
airing their standard
complaints.
:32:07
He's a business failure.
:32:08
He never finishes
what he starts.
:32:10
We're forced to live
with my relatives...
:32:12
and thank God for them.
:32:13
And I could have
married Sam Slotkin.
:32:15
Sam Slotkin's dead.
:32:16
Yes, but while he was alive,
he was working.
:32:18
She'd be lost without
her whole family...
:32:20
around her all the time,
and you should see 'em.
:32:22
They're like some kind of tribe.
:32:23
They're like the Huns.
Maybe if I had married...
:32:24
a more encouraging woman,
who knows?
:32:26
So who do you
think is right?
:32:27
I think you both
deserve each other.
:32:31
What does that mean?
:32:32
Look, we didn't come here
to be insulted.
:32:35
I love him, but what
did I do to deserve him?
:32:38
Naturally,
my folks never were...
:32:39
on the Mr. Abercrombie program.
:32:42
In fact,
the only radio celebrity...
:32:43
any of us ever
really met in person...
:32:46
was the 14-year-old
mathematical genius...
:32:48
of a quiz show my father loved
called "The Whiz Kids."
:32:53
Hey, Tess, that's one of
the kids from the radio.
:32:56
It's a Whiz Kid.
:32:57
Hey, Joe, it's one
of the Whiz Kids from the radio.