:50:04
I didn't care if
the guys went home.
:50:07
I was in a funny mood
that afternoon.
:50:10
I just stood there,
looking out at the Atlantic.
:50:13
My mind was thinking
about life and women...
:50:16
and a million different things.
:50:19
And then, suddenly, I saw it.
:50:23
It was just like Biff Baxter
described it.
:50:26
It came up and went under
so mysteriously and silently...
:50:30
that I couldn't believe my eyes.
:50:33
I never told anyone
about it afterward...
:50:35
because I doubted
my own experience.
:50:39
Besides, I knew that
no one would believe me.
:50:43
No one except Biff Baxter.
:50:55
They're either
too young or too old
:50:59
They're either too gray
or too grassy green
:51:04
The pickin's are poor
and the crop is lean
:51:08
What's good is in the army
:51:10
What's left will never harm me
:51:12
They're either
too old or too young
:51:16
So, darling,
you'll never get stung
:51:20
Tomorrow, I'll go hiking
with that Eagle Scout unless
:51:25
I get a call from Grandpa
:51:27
For a snappy game of chess
:51:30
I've looked the field over...
:51:32
What are you doin'?
:51:34
I'm out of nylons, but lots
of girls paint them on now.
:51:38
Better hope it doesn't rain.
:51:39
Oh, right!
:51:41
Oh, Tess, I really think
this could be the one.
:51:43
I hope so.
:51:45
He's so good-looking,
and he's good-natured...
:51:47
and he has his own business...
:51:48
and his fiancee
died last year...
:51:51
so he's obviously
marriage-minded.
:51:53
How come he's not in the army?
:51:55
-He has flat feet.
-Oh.
:51:57
But that's his only drawback.
:51:58
Oh, you really think...
:51:59
you could love a man
with fallen arches, huh?