:36:04
DOT: [ Gasps ] Oh!
:36:08
What's his name?
:36:09
Uh...
:36:10
Uh, Hi...Junior...
:36:14
till we think of a better one.
:36:16
Well, why don't you
call him Jason?
:36:17
I just love biblical names.
If I had another little boy...
:36:20
I'd name him Jason,
Caleb, or Tab.
:36:21
[ Gasps ] Oh, he's an angel!
:36:24
He's an angel
straight from heaven!
:36:26
Honey,
I had my kids the hard way.
:36:29
Tell me how you got
this little angel?
:36:30
Did he fly straight down
from heaven?
:36:34
You're gonna send him
to Arizona State.
:36:36
BO Y: Bam! Bam!
:36:38
[ Children screaming ]
:36:46
HI: Need a beer, Glen?
:36:47
GLEN:
Does the Pope wear a funny hat?
:36:49
HI: Yeah,
I guess it is kind of funny.
:36:53
GLEN: Say, that reminds me.
:36:55
How many Polacks it take
to screw up a light bulb?
:36:58
I don't know. One?
:37:00
GLEN: Nope, it takes three.
:37:02
[ Laughing ]
:37:09
Wait a minute.
No, I told it wrong.
:37:11
Here, I'm starting again.
:37:12
How come it takes three Polacks
to screw up a light bulb?
:37:15
I don't know, Glen.
:37:16
'Cause they're so darn stupid!
:37:21
Shit, man, listen up.
Don't you get it?
:37:26
[ Screaming ]
:37:27
HI: No, Glen, I sure don't.
:37:29
GLEN: I guess that's why
they call it a way-homer.
:37:32
HI: Why?
:37:33
You only get it on the way home.
:37:35
I'm already home, Glen.
:37:38
BO Y: You wet yourself!
You wet yourself!
:37:40
Mr.McDunnough
wet himself, Daddy!
:37:44
GLEN: Say, how'd you get
that kid so darn fast?
:37:46
Me and Dot went in to adopt...
:37:48
on account of something
went wrong with my semen.
:37:49
They said we had to wait five
years for a healthy, white baby.
:37:52
I said, "Five years?
OK, what else you got?"
:37:56
They said they got
two Koreans...
:37:58
and a Negro born
with his heart on the outside.