:37:00
GLEN: Nope, it takes three.
:37:02
[ Laughing ]
:37:09
Wait a minute.
No, I told it wrong.
:37:11
Here, I'm starting again.
:37:12
How come it takes three Polacks
to screw up a light bulb?
:37:15
I don't know, Glen.
:37:16
'Cause they're so darn stupid!
:37:21
Shit, man, listen up.
Don't you get it?
:37:26
[ Screaming ]
:37:27
HI: No, Glen, I sure don't.
:37:29
GLEN: I guess that's why
they call it a way-homer.
:37:32
HI: Why?
:37:33
You only get it on the way home.
:37:35
I'm already home, Glen.
:37:38
BO Y: You wet yourself!
You wet yourself!
:37:40
Mr.McDunnough
wet himself, Daddy!
:37:44
GLEN: Say, how'd you get
that kid so darn fast?
:37:46
Me and Dot went in to adopt...
:37:48
on account of something
went wrong with my semen.
:37:49
They said we had to wait five
years for a healthy, white baby.
:37:52
I said, "Five years?
OK, what else you got?"
:37:56
They said they got
two Koreans...
:37:58
and a Negro born
with his heart on the outside.
:38:01
It's a crazy world.
:38:03
Someone ought to sell tickets.
:38:04
Sure, I'd buy one.
:38:08
That Buford's a sly one.
:38:10
He already knows his ABCs.
:38:12
Watch this.
:38:13
Hit the deck, boy!
:38:18
But like I'm sayin',
how'd you get the kid?
:38:21
This whole thing
is just who knows who.
:38:26
Then over here
you have favoritism.
:38:28
Ed has a friend
at one of the agencies.
:38:30
Maybe she can do something
for me and Dot.
:38:32
There's something wrong
with my semen.
:38:34
That reminds me,
what you gonna name it?
:38:37
Ed. Ed Junior.
:38:39
But I thought you said
it was a boy.
:38:41
As in "Edward."
We just like that name.
:38:44
Yeah, that's a good one.
:38:45
I don't need another kid...
:38:47
but Dot says these are
getting too big to cuddle.
:38:49
Say, that reminds me--
:38:51
[ Glass shatters ]
:38:53
Mind you don't cut yourself,
Mordecai.
:38:57
DOT: Then there's
the diphtheria-tetanus.