:07:03
My dream,
I hope you do not find it crazy -
:07:07
- is that I would like
the people here to feel -
:07:10
- that if there were a fire, calling the
fire department would be a wise idea.
:07:17
You cannot have people
with burning houses saying:
:07:20
"Whatever you do,
do not call the fire department."
:07:23
That would be bad.
:07:28
Please, get it cleaned up.
Do not make me have to explain it.
:07:38
Hello...
:07:41
Hello?
:07:44
I am locked out of my house.
:07:47
I can get you in. I will get my tools.
:07:50
I do not have any clothes on.
:07:55
Do you want a coat or something?
:07:57
No, I would like to stand naked
in this bush in the freezing cold.
:08:02
- I will get the tools.
- Thank you.
:08:08
- What is it?
- Somebody locked out of their house.
:08:11
- Do you need any help?
- No, it looks boring. I will go.
:08:17
- Nobody had a coat?
- You said you did not want one.
:08:21
- Why would I not want a coat?
- You said so!
:08:23
- I was being ironic.
- Oh, irony. We do not get that here.
:08:28
People ski topless here while smoking
dope, so irony is not a high priority.
:08:33
We have not had irony here since '83,
when I was the only practitioner of it, -
:08:38
- and I stopped as
I was tired of being stared at.
:08:41
You should turn off the lights
when you are locked out -
:08:45
- you waste electricity.
:08:47
You can hide your nakedness
in that bush.
:08:50
I notice you do not have any tattoos.
Wise choice.
:08:54
Jackie Onassis would not have gone
so far with an anchor on her arm.
:08:59
Every job has a perfect tool.