:08:02
- I will get the tools.
- Thank you.
:08:08
- What is it?
- Somebody locked out of their house.
:08:11
- Do you need any help?
- No, it looks boring. I will go.
:08:17
- Nobody had a coat?
- You said you did not want one.
:08:21
- Why would I not want a coat?
- You said so!
:08:23
- I was being ironic.
- Oh, irony. We do not get that here.
:08:28
People ski topless here while smoking
dope, so irony is not a high priority.
:08:33
We have not had irony here since '83,
when I was the only practitioner of it, -
:08:38
- and I stopped as
I was tired of being stared at.
:08:41
You should turn off the lights
when you are locked out -
:08:45
- you waste electricity.
:08:47
You can hide your nakedness
in that bush.
:08:50
I notice you do not have any tattoos.
Wise choice.
:08:54
Jackie Onassis would not have gone
so far with an anchor on her arm.
:08:59
Every job has a perfect tool.
:09:06
This lock does not accept Master Charge.
We will try the old reliable.
:09:10
And when I say -
:09:12
- "old reliable", I am lying,
because I never tried this before.
:09:16
You may not want to watch this.
:09:29
Be careful.
:09:35
God, I hate heights.
:09:43
- What are you doing? I am freezing!
- For God's sake, put something on!
:09:49
Thank you.
:09:59
Here you go.
I am averting my eyes, finally.