:29:02
Arsehole.
:29:04
Where are you going, big nose?
:29:11
Pardon me?
:29:14
You heard me, big nose.
:29:18
- Is that it?
- Yes.
:29:20
You really got me on that one,
did you not?
:29:26
Wait a second...
:29:30
What a waste of an opportunity.
:29:32
Someone is standing
in front of you with this -
:29:36
- and all you can think up is
"big nose"?
:29:39
Can you think up something better?
:29:41
Yes, I think I can think up
something better. Come here.
:29:47
With this dart... I will think up
whatever number you hit.
:29:54
Twenty!
:29:57
Two out of three.
:30:03
- Twenty.
- Darts Champion, Denver, 1 987.
:30:08
Come on, Charlie, you can do it.
:30:11
All right, twenty something betters.
:30:15
I start with the obvious:
:30:17
Excuse me, is that your nose
or did a bus park on your face?
:30:22
Meterological:
Everybody take cover, she will blow!
:30:27
Fashionable: You could de-emphasise
your nose if you wore something larger -
:30:31
- like Wyoming.
:30:35
Personal: Well, here we are...
Just the three of us.
:30:40
Punctual: Okay, your nose was on time,
but you were 15 minutes late.
:30:45
Envious: Oh, I wish I were you -
:30:48
- to be able to smell your own ear!
:30:54
Naughty: Some of the ladies have asked
if you would put that thing away.