:30:03
- Twenty.
- Darts Champion, Denver, 1 987.
:30:08
Come on, Charlie, you can do it.
:30:11
All right, twenty something betters.
:30:15
I start with the obvious:
:30:17
Excuse me, is that your nose
or did a bus park on your face?
:30:22
Meterological:
Everybody take cover, she will blow!
:30:27
Fashionable: You could de-emphasise
your nose if you wore something larger -
:30:31
- like Wyoming.
:30:35
Personal: Well, here we are...
Just the three of us.
:30:40
Punctual: Okay, your nose was on time,
but you were 15 minutes late.
:30:45
Envious: Oh, I wish I were you -
:30:48
- to be able to smell your own ear!
:30:54
Naughty: Some of the ladies have asked
if you would put that thing away.
:31:00
Philosophical: It is not the size
of a nose that is important -
:31:04
- it is what is in it that matters.
:31:08
Humorous:
Laugh and the world laughs with you -
:31:10
- sneeze and it is goodbye, Seattle.
:31:14
Commercial: Hi, I am Earl Scheib
and I can paint that nose for $39.95!
:31:20
Polite:
Would you mind not bobbing your head?
:31:23
The orchestra keeps changing the tempo.
:31:26
Melodic: Everybody.
:31:28
He has got the whole world in his nose.
:31:34
Sympathetic: What happened?
Did your parents lose a bet with God?
:31:40
Complimentary:
You must love the birdies -
:31:43
- to give them this to perch on.
:31:47
Scientific: Say, does that thing there
influence the tides?
:31:52
Obscure: Whoa,
I would hate to see the grindstone.
:31:58
Well, think about it.