:31:00
Philosophical: It is not the size
of a nose that is important -
:31:04
- it is what is in it that matters.
:31:08
Humorous:
Laugh and the world laughs with you -
:31:10
- sneeze and it is goodbye, Seattle.
:31:14
Commercial: Hi, I am Earl Scheib
and I can paint that nose for $39.95!
:31:20
Polite:
Would you mind not bobbing your head?
:31:23
The orchestra keeps changing the tempo.
:31:26
Melodic: Everybody.
:31:28
He has got the whole world in his nose.
:31:34
Sympathetic: What happened?
Did your parents lose a bet with God?
:31:40
Complimentary:
You must love the birdies -
:31:43
- to give them this to perch on.
:31:47
Scientific: Say, does that thing there
influence the tides?
:31:52
Obscure: Whoa,
I would hate to see the grindstone.
:31:58
Well, think about it.
:32:00
Inquiry:
When you stop and smell the flowers -
:32:03
- are they afraid?
:32:08
French: The pigs have refused
to find any more truffles -
:32:13
- until you leave.
:32:15
Pornographic: Finally a man
who can satisfy two women at once.
:32:24
- How many is that?
- Fourteen, Chief.
:32:28
All right, religious:
The Lord giveth -
:32:32
- and He just kept on giving, did he not?
:32:35
Fifteen.
:32:39
Disgusting:
Say, who mows your nose hair?
:32:44
Sixteen.
:32:47
Paranoid:
Keep that guy away from my cocaine!
:32:52
Seventeen.
:32:54
Aromatic: It must be wonderful to wake
up in the morning and smell the coffee -
:32:58
- in Brazil.
- Eighteen.