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:13:01
Yes! And I'm glad.
:13:04
Glad, glad, glad, glad, glad.
:13:08
I wonder if she's glad.
:13:18
Don't be ridiculous!
:13:20
As president of Planet Spaceball,
I can assure both you and your viewers

:13:24
that there's absolutely
no air shortage whatsoever.

:13:28
Yes, of course.
I've heard the same rumour myself.

:13:31
Yes, thanks for calling
and not reversing the charges. Yes, bye.

:13:36
Shithead!
:13:53
President Skroob?
:13:55
Yes?
:13:57
This is Central Control.
Commanderette Zircon speaking, sir.

:14:00
What is it?
:14:01
Lord Helmet has just notified us
that Princess Vespa is in sight.

:14:05
- And Spaceball One is closing in on her.
- Good, good.

:14:08
We have both ships coming up
on the Teledar, sir, if you wish to observe.

:14:12
- I'll be down immediately.
- Shall I have Snotty beam you down, sir?

:14:17
I don't know about that
beaming stuff. Is it safe?

:14:20
Oh, yes, sir.
Snotty beamed me twice last night.

:14:23
It was wonderful.
:14:26
All right, I'll take a shot at it.
What the hell, it works on "Star Trek".

:14:34
Snotty!
:14:36
- Beam him down.
- Yes, sir. Immediately, sir.

:14:51
Great beasties! His head!
:14:54
- It's on backwards!
- Well, this is terrible! Do something!

:14:58
I'm sorry, sir. There must have been
a micro-converter malfunction.


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