:14:00
What is it?
:14:01
Lord Helmet has just notified us
that Princess Vespa is in sight.
:14:05
- And Spaceball One is closing in on her.
- Good, good.
:14:08
We have both ships coming up
on the Teledar, sir, if you wish to observe.
:14:12
- I'll be down immediately.
- Shall I have Snotty beam you down, sir?
:14:17
I don't know about that
beaming stuff. Is it safe?
:14:20
Oh, yes, sir.
Snotty beamed me twice last night.
:14:23
It was wonderful.
:14:26
All right, I'll take a shot at it.
What the hell, it works on "Star Trek".
:14:34
Snotty!
:14:36
- Beam him down.
- Yes, sir. Immediately, sir.
:14:51
Great beasties! His head!
:14:54
- It's on backwards!
- Well, this is terrible! Do something!
:14:58
I'm sorry, sir. There must have been
a micro-converter malfunction.
:15:03
Why didn't somebody tell me
my ass was so big?
:15:09
Hold on, sir. We'll try to reverse the beam.
:15:12
Could be the interlocking system.
:15:18
Lock one. Lock two. Lock three.
:15:20
Loch Lomond.
:15:32
Are you all right, Mr President?
:15:34
Fine, fine, no thanks to you.
:15:36
- We'll beam you back, sir.
- Forget it, forget it. No more beaming.
:15:40
This time I'm gonna walk!
:15:46
President Skroob! Salute!
:15:48
Hail, Skroob!
:15:51
- Hello, President Skroob.
- Oh, uh...
:15:55
- Hello, Charlene.
- I'm Marlene!
:15:57
- Hello, Marlene.
- I'm Charlene!