Spaceballs

1:24:10

Dear me, what are those things
coming out of her nose?

1:24:15

Hey, hey, watch my helmet.

1:24:20

Spaceballs!

1:24:22

Oh, shit. There goes the planet.

1:24:28

Dearly beloved,
we are gathered here together...

1:24:32

...again.

1:24:34

- You didn't say he refused the money.
- It wasn't important.

1:24:38

- May I continue, please?
- Besides, he asked me not to tell you.

1:24:42

Thank you.

1:24:44

To join Princess Vespa
and Princess Valium...

1:24:50

I'm sorry, it's the hair.

1:24:53

Prince Valium

1:24:54

in the bonds of holy matrimony.

1:24:57

I see it all now.
Don't you see he loves me?

1:25:00

I'm trying to conduct a wedding here,
which has nothing to do with love. Quiet.

1:25:04

- I'm sorry.
- I'm sorry.

1:25:06

- I'm sorry, too.
- Don't be sorry, be quiet.

1:25:09

I'm sorry!

1:25:13

To join Princess Vespa and Prince Valium
in the bonds of holy...

1:25:20

...moly!

1:25:25

Uh... matrimony.

1:25:27

That's him.
I know it's him. He's come back!

1:25:30

That's it. No more chances.
We're doing the short version.

1:25:33

Prince Valium, do you take
Princess Vespa to be your wife?

1:25:36

Uh-huh.

1:25:37

- Do you take Valium to be your husband?
- Uh... well, I...

1:25:41

I suppose. Well, oh, I don't know.

1:25:44

- No! She doesn't.
- What?

1:25:52

- Who the hell are you?
- Prince Lone Starr.

1:25:56

- Prince?!
- I just found out.

1:25:58

That's what this says.
I'm an honest-to-God prince.