1:25:00
I'm trying to conduct a wedding here,
which has nothing to do with love. Quiet.
1:25:04
- I'm sorry.
- I'm sorry.
1:25:06
- I'm sorry, too.
- Don't be sorry, be quiet.
1:25:09
I'm sorry!
1:25:13
To join Princess Vespa and Prince Valium
in the bonds of holy...
1:25:20
...moly!
1:25:25
Uh... matrimony.
1:25:27
That's him.
I know it's him. He's come back!
1:25:30
That's it. No more chances.
We're doing the short version.
1:25:33
Prince Valium, do you take
Princess Vespa to be your wife?
1:25:36
Uh-huh.
1:25:37
- Do you take Valium to be your husband?
- Uh... well, I...
1:25:41
I suppose. Well, oh, I don't know.
1:25:44
- No! She doesn't.
- What?
1:25:52
- Who the hell are you?
- Prince Lone Starr.
1:25:56
- Prince?!
- I just found out.
1:25:58
That's what this says.
I'm an honest-to-God prince.
1:26:01
Will you marry me?
1:26:04
Well, let me think about it.
1:26:07
Yes!
1:26:08
I'm sick of this. I don't care who it is,
but I'm gonna marry somebody today.
1:26:12
- Who are you?
- I'm the best man, Barf.
1:26:15
- Full name?
- Barfolomew.
1:26:18
- Are you getting married?
- No.
1:26:20
Then get over there!
1:26:22
OK, here we go. The short, short version.
1:26:25
- Do you?
- Yes.
1:26:27
- Do you?
- Yes.
1:26:28
Good. You're married. Kiss her!
1:26:31
- I love you.
- I love you.
1:26:44
Well, goodbye, Virgin Alarm.