:18:00
on some low-priority shit detail...
:18:03
on the off chance that we're gonna run
across some ''bad people.''
:18:07
And then what are we supposed to do?
We're supposed to give you a jingle...
:18:10
so that you can make the arrest
and get the keys to the city?
:18:13
Excuse me, Captain. I'm sorry.
I don't like to sound negative,
but this is bullshit.
:18:18
I'm a cop.
You understand me?
:18:20
I'm not a security guard.
:18:23
I see some ''bad people''...
:18:26
I'm gonna be a little too busy
to, uh, make a phone call.
:18:30
Hope the attitude
doesn't affect the performance.
:18:33
- Would you like to see
how this attitude--
- Are you through, Mr Lecce?
:18:37
We'll call.
:18:46
- What an asshole.
- Defiinitely.
:18:48
Hey! Hey! I don't want to hear
that kind of crap.
:18:52
And I don't want to hear that
someone else heard it either, got it?
:18:54
Now, this is a 24-hour surveillance.
Jack and Phil will take the day shift.
:18:58
- Chris and Bill the nights.
Same routine as last time.
- Aw,Jesus.
:19:03
- Something bothering you, Mr Coldshank?
- No, no.
:19:07
Don't bullshit me.
What's on your so-called mind?
:19:11
Well, if it's all the same to you, sir,
uh, I'd just as soon not be on
a stake-out with them again.
:19:16
- Hear, hear, sir.
- Why?
:19:18
- Why?
- Yeah. Why?
:19:23
- Chris and Bill are slobs, sir.
No, no. No, no, no.
- The worst. The worst.
:19:27
The last stake-out that Jack and I
were on with them, they never once
cleaned up after themselves.
:19:30
- I mean, look at them. Smell them.
- Lick my left one, buddy.
:19:33
- You left cigar butts
all over the place.
- Oh, please.
:19:35
- You guys never once changed the toilet
paper. What, you don't wipe yourself?
- You are disgusting.
:19:39
- You are fiilth.
- Hey, what about his dog?
:19:41
- He let his dog
piss all over the carpet.
- Hey, that's a goddam lie!
:19:45
Come on, come on, come on, come on!
Don't blame it on the dog.
Phil did all the pissing.
:19:48
- How'd you like me to piss on you?
- Sit down!
- You see this?
- Sit down!
:19:51
- Think I broke my zipper.
- That's enough.
:19:55
Now, this is not an invitation
to a prom, boys.
:19:58
I don't give a shit
if you don't like the date.