The Princess Bride
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1:10:00
What? What?
1:10:02
Are you the miracle Max who
worked for the king all those years?

1:10:05
The king's stinking son fired me. And thank you
so much for bringing up such a painful subject.

1:10:09
While you're at it, why don't you give me
a nice paper cut and pour lemon juice on it?

1:10:13
We're closed!
1:10:16
Beat it or I'll call the brute squad.
1:10:19
- I'm on the brute squad.
- You are the brute squad.

1:10:22
We need a miracle,
it's very important.

1:10:25
Look, I'm retired. Besides, why would you want
someone the king's stinking son fired?

1:10:30
I might kill whoever
you wanted me to miracle.

1:10:32
He's already dead.
1:10:34
He is, eh? I'll take a look.
Bring him in.

1:10:50
I've seen worse.
1:10:58
Sir, Sir!
1:11:01
We're really in a terrible rush.
1:11:04
Don't rush me, sonny. You rush a miracle man,
you get rotten miracles.

1:11:08
- You got money?
- 65.

1:11:12
I never worked for so little,
1:11:14
except once,
and that was a very noble cause.

1:11:17
This is noble, sir. His wife is crippled,
his children are on the brink of starvation.

1:11:25
Are you a rotten liar.
1:11:27
I need him to help avenge my father,
murdered these twenty years.

1:11:31
Your first story was better.
Where's that bellows?

1:11:34
He probably owes you money, huh?
1:11:36
- Well, I'll ask him.
- He's dead. He can't talk.

1:11:40
Look who knows so much.
1:11:42
Well, it just so happens
that your friend here is only "mostly dead".

1:11:46
There's a big difference between
"mostly dead" and "all dead".

1:11:50
Please open his mouth.
1:11:54
Now, mostly dead is slightly alive.
1:11:58
Now, all dead... well, with all dead,
there's usually only one thing that you can do.


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