The Princess Bride
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1:11:01
We're really in a terrible rush.
1:11:04
Don't rush me, sonny. You rush a miracle man,
you get rotten miracles.

1:11:08
- You got money?
- 65.

1:11:12
I never worked for so little,
1:11:14
except once,
and that was a very noble cause.

1:11:17
This is noble, sir. His wife is crippled,
his children are on the brink of starvation.

1:11:25
Are you a rotten liar.
1:11:27
I need him to help avenge my father,
murdered these twenty years.

1:11:31
Your first story was better.
Where's that bellows?

1:11:34
He probably owes you money, huh?
1:11:36
- Well, I'll ask him.
- He's dead. He can't talk.

1:11:40
Look who knows so much.
1:11:42
Well, it just so happens
that your friend here is only "mostly dead".

1:11:46
There's a big difference between
"mostly dead" and "all dead".

1:11:50
Please open his mouth.
1:11:54
Now, mostly dead is slightly alive.
1:11:58
Now, all dead... well, with all dead,
there's usually only one thing that you can do.

1:12:02
- What's that?
- Go through his clothes
and look for loose change.

1:12:11
Hey! Hello in there.
Hey! What's so important?

1:12:18
What you got here
that's worth living for?

1:12:23
True... love...
1:12:29
True love. You heard him.
You could not ask for a more
noble cause than that.

1:12:32
Sonny, true love is the
greatest thing in the world.

1:12:36
Except for a nice MLT,
a mutton, lettuce and tomato sandwich,

1:12:40
where the mutton is nice and lean and
the tomato is ripe. They're so perky, I love that.

1:12:45
But that's not what he said.
He distinctly said "to blave".

1:12:49
And, as we all know,
"to blave" means "to bluff".

1:12:52
So you're probably playing cards,
and he cheated...

1:12:54
Liar!
Liar!

1:12:56
Get back, witch!
1:12:58
I'm not a witch,
I'm your wife.


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